Queensland Cane Toads

Race:  Slann
Coach:  Watto
After dominating in other competitions, the Queensland Cane Toads are spreading the love for their team by making a testimonial touring side which will play in other competitions around the country.

First stop on the tour is the KRAGS Bloodbowl League.

With fun the main focus to encourage the continued support of their beloved fans, the Queensland Cane Toads still have an eye towards embarrassing the NSW Cockroaches once again.

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Bulletin board from the coach
May 13th, 2018
Is the Origin tide turning
The Queensland Cane Toads played their arch rivals in the NSW Cockroaches and were unable to keep the Queensland pride in tact.

A 2-1 loss was all that the Cane Toads could manage after nearly keeping it to a draw, but just didn't have the players late to hold the Cockroaches out.

The Cane Toads have struggled throughout the season by not hurting their opponents and this game was no different, however the addition of Gordon Phallus meant the Cane Toads have finally started to hurt some opponents.

The Cane Toads however did start to move the ball a bit better through this match and are looking to future matches and getting themselves back into the season.
- Watto
Mar. 26th, 2018 - old news
Queensland Cane the Zeplins
The Queensland Cane Toads have recovered from their round 1 loss to post their first win against Zifin's Lead Zeplins.

The Cane Toads hired a mercenary Kroxigor for the match but were disappointed with his efforts. The Zeplins had the early advantages with a crowd in their favour and receiving the ball. They took advantage of the situation and proceeded to move along with the typical slow Dwarf grind, removing 3 Cane Toads for the rest of the match, including the Kroxigor who was the play toy for the Deathroller.

However about half way through the first half, the Cane Toads were able to blitz the ball carrier into the crowd and have it pop up conveniently in their backfield.

The Cane Toads used their superior speed and leaping abilities to flood downfield away from the Zeplins. With a reasonable time still on the clock for the Zeplins to potentially mount a scoring assault in the first half, the Cane Toads decided to try weather the wrath of the Deathroller a little longer before scoring right on the buzzer.

Still down the 3 players, the Cane Toads spent the early stages of the second half focusing all their efforts down one side of the field. With such a concentrated effort the Cane Toads were able to score fairly quickly in the second half to lead 2-0.

The Zeplins again received and tried to push down field in a cage, however their cage wasn't very secure and the Cane Toads were able to leap over the top and blitz the ball free. Once free the Cane Toads sent the ball to an inaccurate pass downfield.

In the final stages the Cane Toads found a Burst Of Speed to get themselves in range for a quick dump-off despite the close attention of a Troll Slayer to score another TD and secure the 3-0 win.
- Watto
Feb. 24th, 2018 - old news
Cane Toads get Blitzed
The Queensland Cane Toads have started their season in shocking fashion against the Baldivis Blitzerz and suffered a 2-0 loss as well as losing a number of players before their next match.

The Toads started off with bad habits and it showed when they were on the field as they weren't able to execute any plans and found themselves on the ground more than in the air.

The Bltizers pounded the Toads into the ground and took advantage of the numbers advantage they got early and left it until late in the first half before scoring.

The Toads had no time to try and score themselves in the first half, so settled for a quick completion, after using a Magic Sponge to get Wally Knew-Us back into the match.

The second half saw the Toads still behind numbers wise, however they pushed hard and managed to find themselves with the ball in the Blitzerz backfield. About halfway through the half they were in a position to score, however a dropped hand-off meant the ball was dropped out of bounds and sent back upfield where all the Blitzerz were waiting.

Despite a desperate effort with Knuckledusters, the Toads were able to get the ball loose, however couldn't manage the pass to even the score, instead fumbling the ball.

With the numbers advantage still obvious, the Blitzerz were able to recover the ball and send it long for a second TD of their own sealing their maiden victory and remaining unscathed.
- Watto
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