Praag Sewers

Race:  Skaven
Coach:  MatCer
Description
Here they come!
From ancient city Praag in Old Continent to dig some warpstone in WCL.
Their mission is simple: score more TD than have killed players.

Praag Sewers
Matches:8
Core players played:12
Lost players: 5
Journeyman played:13

SPP earned: 99
SPP taken by Merc/SPP:7
SPP lost: 4

 
Praag Sewers team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
Sep. 1st, 2018
WCL S4 - 5rd round
vs Kenzintun Valkireez

1st half 0:0
2nd half 1:0

Play off so close...

The super team of Praag Sewers was facing Orc ladies, the first match this season, when Praagites were considered as underdogs. Statistical recap - Valkireez caused 14 casualities in the four last rounds, Seweres suffered 15 already. Everyone was expecting strict 3x Mighty Blow pest control on the pitch.

With four comrades already dead, the remaining Praag Sewers players established unions, desperately asking for safe workplace. This was gladly accepeted by management of PS, for this match only. An extra Apo and two Bloodweiser Babes were hired, spending extra 10k cash from the reserves. What a care!

Fans saw Sewers starting with kicking off and with blizzard terrorising the pitch. But what is going on? Valkireez clearly did not want to injure skavens at all, they were just rubbing Praagites fury skin and tried to hug them in maternal instinct (which cause a couple of KOds). Even when Valkireez star player Dagded was badly hurt! Had coach Frosthammer given a pills with a wrong hormones to his orc-ladies? Or have they already used all the stock from East Deutschlandia in their previous matches?
But back to the game. Rerolls were burning quickly on both sides (Praagites depleted all in the first three turns), gutter runners were harassing the orc thrower, deeply in the Valikreez's half, but any one of them was not able to pick a ball or score a TD. Valkireez were able to reach opposite half at the end of the first half, but blizzard prevent them from long pass and inevitable touch down.

Praag Sewers scored TD in the second half, with classic wing attack, despite some in accurate pass intermezzo. That was too much for fans. Just one TD and one cas in 12 turns? Fans went crazy and run to the pitch, a riot! This gave Kenzitum team another opportunity to equalize the match. Not tis time! All defence lessons payed of for Seweres, knocking off orc blitzers and securing clean sheet and important win.

Not a single casuality was caused by Valkireez, what a shame! Is Nuffle just delaying punishment on Praagites and waiting on assassins hidden steels? Let's see the next game!

P.S. In case Valkireeze used all their aggresivity pills, I am sure coach DaBlackSkull can share some!

Praag Sewers - Kenzintun Valkireez (W.C.L. S4, Round 5)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
Aug. 19th, 2018
WCL S4 - 4rd round
vs Sheffield Shufflers

1st half 1:1
2nd half 1:0

1st half of season done

The glorious team of Praag Sewers was facing Necromantic Horrors strengthen by Wilhelm Chaney and Bloodweiser Babe in the fourth round of WCL Season 4.

SS started receiving and were using wing to wing offensive tactic to overcome Sewers defence and scored the first touch down in the middle of the first half. Praag Sewers did not stand back, were able to KOd a couple of Shufflers (Wight did not come back till the end of game, probably fall in love with BB) and were able to equalize still in the first half.

Powered up by late touch down, Praagites started strong the second half, KOd a few more Sheffieldiens and poor Wilhelm was stuck by rock and KOd. No wonder Sewers were able to score the second touch down despite a very poor ball handling and thanks to a lot of luck. What is going on, are these rats playing 2-1 grind again?

Sheffield Shufflers manager must had a impressive speach in the short break before receiving as his players killed poor linerat Mk II+ Nuffle save me immediately after kickoff and badly hurted another one in the LOS. Velorex played an awesome match, scored two TDs, leaped to the Wight and pushed him to crowd. Bloody regeneration saved the Wight from being killed by the fans
Sheffieldiens did not have enough players to score the second TD in the remaining time, but got close to it.

P.S.
The rumours are being spread that Sewers management signed the agreement with Necro-Magic-Nuffle guild and is sacrificing at least one player per match to get better dice rolls!

The easier half of the competition has finished, Sewers will be facing PMS Orc ladies in the next round. Carnage is waiting!

Sheffield Shufflers - Praag Sewers (W.C.L. S4, Round 4)
- MatCer
 
 
July 29th, 2018 - old news
WCL S4 - 3rd round
vs Gunners

1st half 2:0
2nd half 0:1

Dwarf Crushers

Praag Sewers went to PNH lands to face the second dwarf team in their group. Their fans were not disappointed by the last defeat, caused by Khorne demi-god, and came to support their lads-rats in big numbers. Dwarf team was supported by wizard and special events. Even another wizard was hidden among dwarfs supporters.

Sewers started in defence and were prepared for another dwarf death rolling, but what a surprise! These little disgusting people were relying on passing game! Not sure if this was their cunning plan, they had stolen the wrong playbook, Play Elf magazine or they had fallen in love with elves. But such a travesty was obviously punished by Nuffle by fumble passes and failed catches, which helped Sewers to build up their score.

Praag Sewers were expecting easy 2nd half, but failed to sneak around angry Gunners who quickly secured the ball.
Gunners gave up their hopes and instead of scoring in the 13th round, they secured the ball close to touchdown zone and and least were chasing and pushing the rest of the rats. Dwarfs TD was scored in the 16th round without any issue and rat in 10 step distance.

Hittuk was able to kill dwarf Slayer in the second half and a doctor just confirmed Slayer was dead. Immediately after as revenge rat Thrower was killed. Doctor Kevorkian confirmed the death too!

P.S. Another Season 3 veteran was killed on the pitch, can any of six remaining veteran players survive to end of the season?
P.P.S. Hittuk rolled double 5, refusing MV/AV improvement.
P.P.P.S. Ryczx roled 5+6, refusing AG improvement.
P.P.P.P.S Doe this mean Nuffle is expecting them soon in his heaven team?

Gunners - Praag Sewers (W.C.L. S4, Round 3)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
July 22nd, 2018 - old news
WCL S4 - 2nd round
vs Tribute

1st half 0:1
2nd half 1:1

Disillusionment

Heroic Praag Sewers team was facing their Nemesis, coach Watto and his Khorne Heralds, as they were not able to score a single TD to him in previous games.

Tribute started receiving and slowly made their way to Sewers touch down zone. Rats were able to push the ball carrier out of the pitch and were running to score a TD.

Bloodthirster stood up, blitzed the GR and the most awesome action has followed. One Pit fighter dodged to the touch down zone. 2nd Pit fight dodged, picked up the ball, made a pass and TD was scored in their 8th turn!

The second half started badly for Sewers, as they lost Re-rolls in the first half, but at last their copied Tribute and scored a touch down with long pass and heavy dodging.

Still fans were not satisfied and threw a rock on PS. Tribute started the last quarter with heavy pressure, removing most of the Sewers of the pitch, the rest of the team stayed laying down the last three rounds and Tribute scored comfortably in the last round.

As another LineRat was killed Mk II. Not touch me, Praag Sewers management has bought four new players!

Praag Sewers - Tribute (W.C.L. S4, Round 2)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
 
Tournaments played:
W.C.L.: S3
Playing in:
W.C.L. S4
Trophies won:
WCL: W.C.L.: S3

  



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