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Apr. 21st, 2018
WCL S3 - 8th round
vs RedruM

1st half 1:1
2nd half 0:2

Bye Bye Play-off!

Praag Sewers continue on their desperate run for play-off and went to distant lands of Parmelia.

Praag Sewers supporters has given already all hope and again only the last 6.000 loyal fans supported Sewers and were outnumbered more than two times by Redrummers.

Praag Sewers had deja-vu from the last time as RedruM started receiving, removing skavens by fists and shoes. This time referee appeared only once trying to reject Praag player.

Sewers has had all season issues as they only polished their opponents armour and not not causing any injuries. The second half PS were outnumber and destroyed. Even Glarts family didn't made the difference.

Desperate defeat.

RedruM - Praag Sewers (W.C.L.: S3, Round 8)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
Apr. 7th, 2018
WCL S3 - 7th round
vs Dark Web Lurkers

1st half 1:1
2nd half 1:0

Pilgrimage to Medina

Praag Sewers has forgotten how the victory tastes and went on pilgrimege to holy land of Medina to their next WCL match.

Only 6.000 Sewers fans found their way to stadium, not a surprise after the latest results.

DWL started sharp, with blocking and fouling getting 5 rats from the pitch in the first half, killing thrower (saved by Apo) and Rat Ogre Rat-o-War, who was with Praag Sewers just for two matches. The next linerat was crippled with strength and was put to sleep.

Luckily referee Mr Collina spotted several DWL fouls and keep rejecting their players after the fouls. Good man!

Outnumbered Sewers tried to score (slowly) desperately in the second half, gutter was POWed near end zone, luckily fans threw ball to the second gutter runner who score.

Pyrrhic victory!

Praag Sewers - Dark Web Lurkers (W.C.L.: S3, Round 7)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
Mar. 10th, 2018
WCL S3 - 6th round
vs The Pussrots

1st half 1:0
2nd half 1:3

Lethal finish!

New Praag Sewers stadium was opened with match against 2nd team in WCL. A Glart Smashrips family joined the game on Praag Sewers side.

Not a surprise, Nurgle team came with horrible deformations, Bloater looked like Black Orc, Pestigors like Dwarfs and Rotters like Humans. What a confusion!

The match started with a great fireworks (Run of unwilling flight) and 33.000 spectators could see flying Beast of Nurgle (aka Troll), not-landing, injuring + regenerating itself. Sadly this was the only casualty caused by PS.

Defence of Praag Sewers was strong the first half and team was able to score on counterattack, keeping promising lead in the end of the first half. Losing Glart Sr. and Gutter S3.

The beginning of the second half went even better, when Sewers scored second TD quickly.

That made Pussrots and their 21.000 supporters just angry and showed Praag Sewers what happens, when they play with the fire. Sadly we can't offer more detailed description, as we better do not remember the ending.

Kick - Pitch invasion - TD
Receiving - Blitz - TD
Receiving - Blitz - TD
End of game

Praag Sewers finished the game with GT+linerat+2 journeyrats on the pitch.

Marketing manager responsible for organising the game was minced to the new pitch. What a mistake to invite such a strong team!
Coach Mat suffered nervous breakdown and was not seen after the defeat.

Surprisingly the match offered a lot of hand-ball actions, despite the sunny weather.

The Pussrots - Praag Sewers (W.C.L.: S3, Round 6)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
Feb. 28th, 2018
WCL S3 - 5th round
vs Sex Panther

1st half 0:1
2nd half 0:1

Fruitless effort or should I say premature effort to score!

Praag Sewers coach screwed the match and Praag Sewers were not able to score even a TD.

List of mistakes, coach needs to write down 100th times:
Failed to use riot at the end of the first half!
Gutter Runner slipped on GFI in the endzone, with RR!
Inception of a pass!

With Pussrots in the next round, grim matches are ahead of us.

Rat Ogre was hired!

Praag Sewers - Sex Panther (W.C.L.: S3, Round 5)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
Feb. 24th, 2018
WCL S3 - 4th round
vs Grudgebearers

1st half 0:1
2nd half 1:1

Second home game, second dwarves, ..., 2nd defeat!

Praag Sewers entered the pitch with extra underpants (wandering apothecary) and had the great respect to dwarves for the whole game.
That might be the reason, why 2 KOd players refused to entered the pitch on the three occasions.

Grudgebearers played tricky game, didn't make a lot of armour breakes, but when it happened, KOd/injury was guaranteed (~50%).
Sewers might had the same number of armour breaks, that was all. Were probably too scared to touch filthy runts.

To bring Nuffle favour to us again, Sewers fouled on the last turn (no luck yet), left Teshrenq dying on the pitch and sacrificed Vyctym on post-match analysis.

Plenty of positions for the new players!

P.S Earned 10k and lost 30k of gold lost due to Expensive mistakes. Crap crap, crap!
We are on the wrong side of Ponzi scheme, accountant was eaten!

Rat Ogre please wait for now!

Praag Sewers - Grudgebearers (W.C.L.: S3, Round 4)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
Feb. 17th, 2018
WCL S3 - 3rd round
vs Pigskin Runners

1st half 1:1
2nd half 3:0

When Sewers has blessed dices and an opponent is using cursed dices...

Praag Sewers was worried about Astrogranite pitch and called for two Star players.
Fezglitch was just spinning around his ball, no damage, but Glart Smarship jr was a real star, sending Runners out of the pitch for the whole game.

Runners started with Blitz (and have the second one later in game), but that was all their luck. 4x or more double skulls, rock threw on Thrower, no ball handling success, nearly any armour breaks in the 1st half.

That all helps Sewers to build numerical superiority on pitch and dominate with counter offensive tactics on the 2nd half.

P.S. Whoever cursed Pigskin Runners dices, plese revert, it's not funny!

P.P.S 20k of gold lost due to Expensive mistakes, crap.

Praag Sewers - Pigskin Runners (W.C.L.: S3, Round 3)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
Jan. 29th, 2018
WCL S3 - 2nd round
vs Erebor Rams

Crushed, defeated but not destroyed ... yet.

Only 6 000 spectators find their way through the gates. Probably all ale-fuelled maniacs just overdrunk, as nothing happened during kick off events.

Praag Sewers didn't exploit dwaves loner two skulls and defended with la lot of luck and sacrifices the first half as 0:0.

The second half was about dwarf's advance, as 4 rats were injured and others KO'd. 5 players didn't stop 10 dwarves and lost deservedly.

At least we practised for Astrogranite pitch for the next round!

Praag Sewers - Erebor Rams (W.C.L.: S3, Round 2)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
Jan. 16th, 2018
WCL S3 - 1st round
vs Gladiators
SPP harvest

Praag Sewers were strengthen by mercenary Rat Ogre (inflicted SI) and Skitter Stab Stab (interception). The whole Praag Sewers coach didn't find the way to stop elves Pass - dump-off - score strategy for the whole game.
Thanks to Lady Luck Praag Sewers were in lead to 8th round, cunning elves used Riot to score and draw the game.

Two gutter runners were injured by crowd surfing, apothecary Mr. Rat Kevorkian was in good mood this time!

Praag Sewers - Gladiators (W.C.L.: S3, Round 1)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
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