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July 22nd, 2018
WCL S4 - 2nd round
vs Tribute

1st half 0:1
2nd half 1:1

Disillusionment

Heroic Praag Sewers team was facing their Nemesis, coach Watto and his Khorne Heralds, as they were not able to score a single TD to him in previous games.

Tribute started receiving and slowly made their way to Sewers touch down zone. Rats were able to push the ball carrier out of the pitch and were running to score a TD.

Bloodthirster stood up, blitzed the GR and the most awesome action has followed. One Pit fighter dodged to the touch down zone. 2nd Pit fight dodged, picked up the ball, made a pass and TD was scored in their 8th turn!

The second half started badly for Sewers, as they lost Re-rolls in the first half, but at last their copied Tribute and scored a touch down with long pass and heavy dodging.

Still fans were not satisfied and threw a rock on PS. Tribute started the last quarter with heavy pressure, removing most of the Sewers of the pitch, the rest of the team stayed laying down the last three rounds and Tribute scored comfortably in the last round.

As another LineRat was killed Mk II. Not touch me, Praag Sewers management has bought four new players!

Praag Sewers - Tribute (W.C.L. S4, Round 2)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
July 4th, 2018
WCL S4 - 1st round
vs Hellmouth Demons

1st half 2:0
2nd half 1:0

The opening match

WCL Season 4 was started by the famous team from WCL S3 against coach, who won that season.

Praag Sewers had cunningly skipped the WCL S3 play-off to train hard and it paid off! All worshippers of Horned Rat were dodging without even one fail plus Chords were not able to hit or injury any of Praag Sewers in the first half.

The first touchdown happened in the round 4. Later Skavens knocked down both Bullcentaurs and scored the second touchdown. What an amazing half! Truly that had to be due to blessing from Thestin Kydwarf. Or did this mighty creature cursed Hellmouth Demons?

Anyhow Sewers were aware of the last match against coach JRamsdale, when his team scored 3 TD in the second half. Luckily Vojcex played "like" Kingmaker today, dodged from 3 opposing players and scored the 3rd TD. In the rest of the match the opposing players were not able to handle the ball.

Note: Rashnak Backstabber was playing on Hellmouth Demons side, did one successfully stab and then was killed by one of young promising linerats Mk II. Kill me Gently. Another Star player who underestimated high level of this competition!

Good game, let's pray for Thestin Kydwarf blessing again!

Hellmouth Demons - Praag Sewers (W.C.L. S4, Round 1)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
June 26th, 2018
Pre-season statement
After the glorious and super-successful last season, Praag Sewers management is excited to enter with the team WCL Season 4.
The expectations are very high. Especially as Praag Sewers, pure gentlerats, was self-awarded with Velvet Gauntlet, the trophy for team caused the minimal damage to opposing players.
This team runs fast and handle the ball nicely, a primitive violence is unknown to them and what is more, the team of Praag Sewers does not need it! The team officials were the first signatures of initiative to forbid fouls and blocks on the pitch.

Fans interested in the Blood Bowl in it's original and purest form should attend and support Praag Sewers only.

The management of Praag Sewers had done awesome job again and fill up the ranks of touch down hardened veterans with promising young players.

See you on the pitch!
- MatCer
 
 
Apr. 21st, 2018
WCLS S3 - Season overview
Matches played: 8 2-1-5
Fan factor gained: +3
Winnings: 260,000 (310k-50k spiralling expenses)
Opponents Winnings: 420,000

Fans attended: 70,000
Opponents fans:90,000

Fame: 2-1-5

TD scored:14
TD received:17
Completions:12
Interceptions: 1

Star players:
1x Skitter Stab Stab
1x Fezglitch
3x Glart Smarshio Jr,
2x Glart Smarshio Sr,

Mercenaries:
1x Rat Ogre

JourneyRats played:
13 x LineRats

Lost players:
1x Rat Ogre (killed)
4x Linerat (1x killed, 3x put to sleep)

Bought players:
1x Rat Ogre
- MatCer
 
 
Apr. 21st, 2018
WCL S3 - 8th round
vs RedruM

1st half 1:1
2nd half 0:2

Bye Bye Play-off!

Praag Sewers continue on their desperate run for play-off and went to distant lands of Parmelia.

Praag Sewers supporters has given already all hope and again only the last 6.000 loyal fans supported Sewers and were outnumbered more than two times by Redrummers.

Praag Sewers had deja-vu from the last time as RedruM started receiving, removing skavens by fists and shoes. This time referee appeared only once trying to reject Praag player.

Sewers has had all season issues as they only polished their opponents armour and not not causing any injuries. The second half PS were outnumber and destroyed. Even Glarts family didn't made the difference.

Desperate defeat.

RedruM - Praag Sewers (W.C.L.: S3, Round 8)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
Apr. 7th, 2018
WCL S3 - 7th round
vs Dark Web Lurkers

1st half 1:1
2nd half 1:0

Pilgrimage to Medina

Praag Sewers has forgotten how the victory tastes and went on pilgrimege to holy land of Medina to their next WCL match.

Only 6.000 Sewers fans found their way to stadium, not a surprise after the latest results.

DWL started sharp, with blocking and fouling getting 5 rats from the pitch in the first half, killing thrower (saved by Apo) and Rat Ogre Rat-o-War, who was with Praag Sewers just for two matches. The next linerat was crippled with strength and was put to sleep.

Luckily referee Mr Collina spotted several DWL fouls and keep rejecting their players after the fouls. Good man!

Outnumbered Sewers tried to score (slowly) desperately in the second half, gutter was POWed near end zone, luckily fans threw ball to the second gutter runner who score.

Pyrrhic victory!

Praag Sewers - Dark Web Lurkers (W.C.L.: S3, Round 7)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
Mar. 10th, 2018
WCL S3 - 6th round
vs The Pussrots

1st half 1:0
2nd half 1:3

Lethal finish!

New Praag Sewers stadium was opened with match against 2nd team in WCL. A Glart Smashrips family joined the game on Praag Sewers side.

Not a surprise, Nurgle team came with horrible deformations, Bloater looked like Black Orc, Pestigors like Dwarfs and Rotters like Humans. What a confusion!

The match started with a great fireworks (Run of unwilling flight) and 33.000 spectators could see flying Beast of Nurgle (aka Troll), not-landing, injuring + regenerating itself. Sadly this was the only casualty caused by PS.

Defence of Praag Sewers was strong the first half and team was able to score on counterattack, keeping promising lead in the end of the first half. Losing Glart Sr. and Gutter S3.

The beginning of the second half went even better, when Sewers scored second TD quickly.

That made Pussrots and their 21.000 supporters just angry and showed Praag Sewers what happens, when they play with the fire. Sadly we can't offer more detailed description, as we better do not remember the ending.

Kick - Pitch invasion - TD
Receiving - Blitz - TD
Receiving - Blitz - TD
End of game

Praag Sewers finished the game with GT+linerat+2 journeyrats on the pitch.

Marketing manager responsible for organising the game was minced to the new pitch. What a mistake to invite such a strong team!
Coach Mat suffered nervous breakdown and was not seen after the defeat.

Surprisingly the match offered a lot of hand-ball actions, despite the sunny weather.

The Pussrots - Praag Sewers (W.C.L.: S3, Round 6)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
Feb. 28th, 2018
WCL S3 - 5th round
vs Sex Panther

1st half 0:1
2nd half 0:1

Fruitless effort or should I say premature effort to score!

Praag Sewers coach screwed the match and Praag Sewers were not able to score even a TD.

List of mistakes, coach needs to write down 100th times:
Failed to use riot at the end of the first half!
Gutter Runner slipped on GFI in the endzone, with RR!
Inception of a pass!

With Pussrots in the next round, grim matches are ahead of us.

Rat Ogre was hired!

Praag Sewers - Sex Panther (W.C.L.: S3, Round 5)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
Feb. 24th, 2018
WCL S3 - 4th round
vs Grudgebearers

1st half 0:1
2nd half 1:1

Second home game, second dwarves, ..., 2nd defeat!

Praag Sewers entered the pitch with extra underpants (wandering apothecary) and had the great respect to dwarves for the whole game.
That might be the reason, why 2 KOd players refused to entered the pitch on the three occasions.

Grudgebearers played tricky game, didn't make a lot of armour breakes, but when it happened, KOd/injury was guaranteed (~50%).
Sewers might had the same number of armour breaks, that was all. Were probably too scared to touch filthy runts.

To bring Nuffle favour to us again, Sewers fouled on the last turn (no luck yet), left Teshrenq dying on the pitch and sacrificed Vyctym on post-match analysis.

Plenty of positions for the new players!

P.S Earned 10k and lost 30k of gold lost due to Expensive mistakes. Crap crap, crap!
We are on the wrong side of Ponzi scheme, accountant was eaten!

Rat Ogre please wait for now!

Praag Sewers - Grudgebearers (W.C.L.: S3, Round 4)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
Feb. 17th, 2018
WCL S3 - 3rd round
vs Pigskin Runners

1st half 1:1
2nd half 3:0

When Sewers has blessed dices and an opponent is using cursed dices...

Praag Sewers was worried about Astrogranite pitch and called for two Star players.
Fezglitch was just spinning around his ball, no damage, but Glart Smarship jr was a real star, sending Runners out of the pitch for the whole game.

Runners started with Blitz (and have the second one later in game), but that was all their luck. 4x or more double skulls, rock threw on Thrower, no ball handling success, nearly any armour breaks in the 1st half.

That all helps Sewers to build numerical superiority on pitch and dominate with counter offensive tactics on the 2nd half.

P.S. Whoever cursed Pigskin Runners dices, plese revert, it's not funny!

P.P.S 20k of gold lost due to Expensive mistakes, crap.

Praag Sewers - Pigskin Runners (W.C.L.: S3, Round 3)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
Jan. 29th, 2018
WCL S3 - 2nd round
vs Erebor Rams

Crushed, defeated but not destroyed ... yet.

Only 6 000 spectators find their way through the gates. Probably all ale-fuelled maniacs just overdrunk, as nothing happened during kick off events.

Praag Sewers didn't exploit dwaves loner two skulls and defended with la lot of luck and sacrifices the first half as 0:0.

The second half was about dwarf's advance, as 4 rats were injured and others KO'd. 5 players didn't stop 10 dwarves and lost deservedly.

At least we practised for Astrogranite pitch for the next round!

Praag Sewers - Erebor Rams (W.C.L.: S3, Round 2)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
Jan. 16th, 2018
WCL S3 - 1st round
vs Gladiators
SPP harvest

Praag Sewers were strengthen by mercenary Rat Ogre (inflicted SI) and Skitter Stab Stab (interception). The whole Praag Sewers coach didn't find the way to stop elves Pass - dump-off - score strategy for the whole game.
Thanks to Lady Luck Praag Sewers were in lead to 8th round, cunning elves used Riot to score and draw the game.

Two gutter runners were injured by crowd surfing, apothecary Mr. Rat Kevorkian was in good mood this time!

Praag Sewers - Gladiators (W.C.L.: S3, Round 1)

Thanks for the game!
- MatCer
 
 
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