Sex Panther

Race:  Amazon
Coach:  Watto
Description
Time to Bloodbowl up!

Their called Sex Panther, by Amazon, their illegal in 9 Old Worlds. They dress with bits of real Panther, so you know they are good. They're quite pungent.

They're formidable opponents, they'll sting their opponents.

They go like pure gasoline!

They've done studies on them. 60% of the time, they win every time!

Lets see if you can make this little kitty purr.

 
Sex Panther team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
Feb. 25th, 2018 - NEW !!!
Sex is enjoyable in Praag
The Sex Panthers have managed to live up to their description of 60% of the time, winning every time after their round 5 match against the Praag Sewers.

Initially the Sex weren't sure if the Sewers were going to take the game seriously after going on a Promo Tour with their newly anointed Golden Boy Ryczx.

Once the game started and the Sex received, they quickly learnt that the Sewers were indeed serious as they Seriously Injured a Linewoman very early.

The Sex took a very measured approach to the drive though and pushed down along the walls of the Enclosed pitch. Whilst pushing along at a steady rate, they were also Knocking Out many Sewers players at a steady rate.

The Sex left it until late in the half to score and take the 1-0 lead, however this seemed to upset the Sewers fans who wanted to see lots of scoring for their Promo Tour. The Sewers Fans started a Riot which gave the Sewers some time to try and level, however the Sex were aware of the situation and snuffed out and late revival.

In the second half the Sewers tried to use their speed to their advantage swinging the ball from side to side and found themselves a gap to the line, however pushed too hard and stumbled over their own feet right as they were crossing into the endzone.

The Sex again took control of the ball and used the wall again for some added protection. When they felt they were in a solid position they paused for some Standing Offence. The pause hindered them though as they didn't hurt any Sewers players and had the ball turned over themselves.

The Sewers quickly gathered up the ball and went to pass it to a marked Gutter Runner with intentions of scooting well away from the Sex. However an Intercept from People Know Me, meant that the Sex regained the ball and were able to rush downfield themselves and score another TD before Coach Watto could give a Team Talk.

The game ended with that TD, next up for the Sex are traditional rival in Coach Frosthammer.
- Watto
 
 
Feb. 23rd, 2018 - NEW !!!
Sex disappointing in the end
Sex Panther have squandered opportunities to win their 3rd game in a row and have instead suffered a final seconds loss to the Pigskin Runners, falling 2-1 in the end.

Sex kicked off to their opponents and Blitzed right from the start, putting a lot of pressure on the Runners, getting in their face meant the Runners didn't have the freedom they were chasing and struggled to make much progress downfield.

The Sex were able to knock the ball free, however when they went to collect the ball, they weren't able to pick it up with the ball bouncing free to land in the hands of an unmarked catcher from the Runners who now had a clean run to the line and was able to get the Runners the lead despite it seeming unlikely in the beginning.

With some time still remaining in the first half, the Sex tried for a Long Pass to get the ball to an unmarked player of their own. However the pass was inaccurate and didn't fall to hand meaning the Sex would trail at the half.

The Sex were undeterred though and came out in the second half and quickly equaled the score with a mind to be able to hold up the Runners from the resulting kick-off.

The Sex were able to stifle the Runners drive again and after a couple of failed attempts to pick up the free ball, they found the Runners sneaking the ball deep into their end of the field. A failed GFI meant the Runners couldn't get the sneaky score they were after.

The ball was again free for the Sex and again a Long Pass was too much to ask for and the Sex fumbled the ball with only moments remaining.

The Runners were desperate though and were able to have a Blitzer GFI to get into the endzone, before their AG4 Blitzed went for it twice, picked up the ball in the a tackle zone and got the long pass away without any hiccups for the Runners to pull the unlikely win out in the end.

Next up for the Sex is another virgin team in the Praag Sewers.
- Watto
 
 
Jan. 31st, 2018
Sometimes hard is better for Sex
Sex Panther have survived what shaped as a treacherous match-up against the Erebor Rams on the Astrogranite Pitch.

Sex had more fans for the first time, however it was the Rams fans bringing the Off-Colour Chants trying to disrupt the play of Sex, luckily the Sex fans were louder.

The Rams received first and went about bashing their way to a solid position in the match. They caused a casualty with the first block of the game and Knocked Out a large number of Sex players prior to the remaining Sex players deciding that staying laying down may be better.

The Rams weren't satisfied with this approach and tried to foul the prone Sex players. Fortunately for the Sex players, the referee saw this and removed the Slayer culprit before any serious damage could be done.

Just prior to the Rams scoring the first TD, the Sex tried a desperate hit against an unsuspecting Rams lineman with the hit being so effective that they injured the lineman.

Sex had to set-up again prior to the halftime siren, and thanks to the use of a Bloodweiser Keg, they were able to encourage more players to return to the field. The Sex again went for a surgical strike on the Rams players and found the Rams other Slayer in range for a hit. This time the Astrogranite worked in the favour of Sex, helping to break the armour and leading to the Death of the Slayer.

In the second half the Sex again encouraged more of their players back onto the pitch and this time found themselves with the numbers advantage. With the new advantage, they made a break down the sideline.

The Rams tried a Kingmaker Play to stop the Sex drive, however they only slowed it momentarily, before the Sex was able to regain momentum and score.

With the scores level, Sex were desperate to turn the Rams over ASAP and Blitzed from the kick-off, however the Rams found renewed vigour and continued to Knock-out Sex players.

With little time remaining, Sex tried a desperate Blitz and dislodged the ball, from here they used Dogged Defence to ensure that even Prone players could have an effect on the ball which meant the Rams couldn't recover the ball.

Sex used this moment to secure the ball in a tackle zone and pass to a freed up linewoman who was able to scamper away out of reach of any Rams players. Once free, Sex was able to score in the dying moments to secure the unlikely win.
- Watto
 
 
Jan. 27th, 2018
Sex gets better the second time around
Sex Panther have tasted victory for the first time and enjoyed the Bloodbowl experience the second time around after getting the 2-0 victory over The Gladiators.

Sex managed to get nearly double the fans compared to their last game, however were still outnumbered by the more heavily supported Gladiators.

Sex almost received first and enjoy having possession of the ball. Sex again invited some stars to join them, getting Helmut Wolff back after his good performance despite a short period of time on the field in the first game. Also invited was an Amazon legend, Zara the Slayer, who lived up to her name by Killing a Gladiators Line Elf.

Sex found themselves making good solid progress both in regards to causing casualties and removing Gladiators players from the pitch, plus keeping the ball fairly secure.

Sex did get turned over once though which saw the Gladiators able to collect the ball, but Sex were able to intercept the coming pass and make a break downfield. Just prior to scoring, Helmut was injured when knocked down onto his chainsaw.

The All-Out Blitz from the Gladiators early didn't stop the Sex who scored before the half time siren. The Gladiators were keen to try even the score with mere moments left and were willing to Go The Extra Mile, however a fumbled pass squander that determination.

In the second half, some Endurance Training ensured that the Sex would be all out on the field.

The Gladiators received in the second half and push deep down a sideline to finish deep within the Sex's half. With superior number however, Sex was able to surround the Gladiators, who attempted a short pass into the endzone, however fumbled the ball again.

With the ball on the ground now, Sex quickly swooped and pushed hard the other way downfield towards their own endzone. The Gladiators tried for a little while to put up some resistance, but once it appeared futile, they decided to lay in the boot instead of the opportunity arose. Sex didn't take kindly to this and the only thing that stopped the Gladiators from being cleared from the pitch, was the fact they felt scoring was more important.
- Watto
 
 
 
Tournaments played:
none
Playing in:
W.C.L.: S3
Trophies won:
none



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