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| June 13th, 2016 |
Morons get Porked The Greensland Morons season has reached a new low after suffering their worst defeat of the season against the dominating All Porks.
The Morons were heading into the match with a few injuries carried over from their previous match and were looking outclassed from the outset against the All Porks.
Whilst the Morons didn't give up in their efforts to get a respectable score, the All Porks were ruthless and went about bashing the walking wounded Morons into submission.
With few players left on the pitch at various stages through the match, it was hard for the Morons to stop the All Porks playing the game how they wanted.
The Morons were unable to stop the All Porks winning the game 2-0. The Morons head into their next match once again with injury concerns. |
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| May 13th, 2016 |
Niners gain revenge of the Morons The Greensland Morons have felt the revenge of the Orc Da Niners in their second successive match.
The Greensland Morons were in all sorts of trouble from early in the match, struggling to get into any rhythm.
The Morons were out muscled early on and spent the majority of the match out number. After failing to take advantage of the first kick-off, the Morons showed some resilience to score and level the game at 1-1 by half time.
The second half was a completely different story though, with few numbers on the pitch, they could only resort to desperation moves, which did not work out and instead meant the Niners could just draw the clock out and not give the Morons any chance of catching them,
The Morons will also struggle in their next match with 4 players to miss that match. |
| - Watto |
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| Apr. 27th, 2016 |
Morons push past the Niners The Greensland Morons played their first game against the Orc da Niners for the first time this season and got to do it with the more savage Mauler Squig.
The Morons took the opportunity to receive the kick-off when they observed that the Niners brought Ugroth Bolgrot to the game.
The Morons tried their best to hurt their opponents through the first drive, but barely managed to break armour. They were successful in making progress with the Mauler Squig down the field though. It was slow progress though and it took the whole half to get there.
Due to their inability to hurt their opponent, the Morons were not able to force Ugroth onto the pitch just before the half time siren and therefore had to deal with him for the whole second half.
The Morons were able to get into the backfield of the Niners though and pressured them with the ball whilst effectively keeping Ugroth at arms length so not to be cut up by his Chainsaw.
Once in the backfield, the Morons were able to pressure the Niners into plays they wouldn't necessarily have liked to make. With errors coming from the Niners, the Morons were able to pick up the Mauler Squig late in the game and drag it into the endzone to seal the 2-0 win. |
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| Apr. 24th, 2016 |
Morons can't stay in the Grind The Greensland Morons have let their own want for hitting cost them the match against the Grinda Grrl Gang.
The Morons were a little refreshed after getting a bye before the draw was refreshed due to teams withdrawing. Initially they played like they were refreshed also, putting a lot of pressure on the Grinda Grrl's.
The pressure didn't pay off though as the Gang were still able to score first.
The Morons didn't let it get to them though and they pushed hard to even up the scores by halftime.
In the second half the Morons were getting in a prime position to go ahead after scrapping hard for the ball and getting it to a loose player.
Unfortunately for the Morons though, a Black Orc Blocker in the middle of the field just couldn't hit a lineman hard enough and gave the Grrl's a chance to catch up to the loose player.
Once caught, they Grrl's ground him into the dirt. With the loose ball the Grrl's were able to pull off some usually unlikely passes and get free themselves to dash away and score on the full time siren and steal the win 2-1. |
| - Watto |
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| Mar. 15th, 2016 |
Morons distracted by All the Pork The Greensland Morons have felt a setback already in their pursuit of Orc dominance with a poor showing against the All Porks.
The Morons started well having no issues with the Mauler Squig used as a ball and driving well with it down the pitch to get close enough to score.
The Morons however were distracted by the thought of BBQ knowing the Ugroth Bolgrot was in the mood to cut up some Pork with his chainsaw.
Ugroth didn't cut up the Pork too well though, and the distraction led to the Morons being turned over before they could score their TD.
With plenty of attention of Ugroth though, in the second half he was not allowed on the pitch and this led to the Morons being heavily outnumbered.
Whilst gallant in defence, the Morons were unable to stop the All Porks from scoring the go ahead TD, and a bonus TD late in the game when the Morons were unable to deal with the Mauler Squig. |
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| Mar. 15th, 2016 |
Morons feel the Grrl Grind The Greensland Morons started their pursuit of Orc pride with a hard fought 2-1 win over the Grinda Grrl Gang.
Whilst the Morons got the win, it came at a high price with a Blitzer killed early and a Black Orc to miss the next game.
The Morons showed their grit and determination by laying on the first 2 TD's of the game despite suffering with a lack of numbers against GGG.
From here the Morons had to hold on tight to ensure that GGG didn't roll over the top of them. Luckily for both teams through this match, the Squig used as a ball caused no damage to any players. |
| - Watto |
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