Catalina Wine Mixers

Race:  Amazon
Coach:  MrPopularity
Description
To no ones' surprise, "Haters gonna hate, hate, hate.." and Catalina being such a formidable team has drawn plenty of attention from the other teams.

SO get ready all you single ladies to whip your hair back and forth, because Catalina is back bitches! To make bank and get Ass. And speaking of Ass, rest mutually ASSured, that no snowflakes, or Khorneflakes, or scrap metal ironing boards will stand in the way of these fearsome ladies.

SO get your wine coolers ready, its the f*@ken Catalina Wine Mixers!!

 
Catalina Wine Mixers team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
Sep. 21st, 2019
Another One Bites The Dust
Catalina returns from Khemri today with sand in places they would rather not. The ladies showed up ready for some spring cleaning, but the dust did not settle in Khemri as Catalina was soon swept under the rug.

The Schemers were gracious hosts, offering Catlaina a broad selection of fine wines (with the clear intent of making the Mixers sloppy to increase injuries).

Their cunning plan failed however, when the Mixers drank too much of it (shocking!) and went straight to sleep. By the time the Mixers woke from their seemingly eternal slumber, the game was over with only one touchdown by Roxana, who wasted her time making plays instead of drinking wine and passing out.
- MrPopularity
 
 
Aug. 27th, 2019 - old news
Mixers did not miss the Punch-line
Catalina showed up to determined to play a good game against Pragg tonight, despite a decimated offence following last week's game in the Highland.

In an attempt to lift spirits, Coach Pop lifted Spirits and poured them into the Hotpot he managed to 'lift' from the Flings.

Th Pragg boys were not shy in the face of free booze and dove face first into the Pot causing them to lose all 3 of their re-rolls in the first half with Catalina to receive. Unfortunately for Catalina, they soon discovered Orcs play much better after a few drinks and did not need any re-rolls at all to Knockout or injure most of the Mixers. Fistful II even managed to intercept a perfect pass to a Mixer standing on the touchdown line, whilst covered by two Mixers, which left the Mixers a little watered down.

Going into the second half, Pragg's coach put a stop to the drinking and Catalina could goad a single Orc to get back into the Pot, and no re-rolls were taken. This did not stop the Orc boys though, having drunk the whole pot the first time around, continued to make some 'punch' of their own, mostly mixed with Prosecco.
- MrPopularity
 
 
Aug. 17th, 2019 - old news
She only serves it on the rocks
The ladies popped into a local pub for a few drinks on the way to the game against Highland today (of course) and were a little startled when a rather burly Scottish lass smashed an expensive bottle over a man’s head and then proceeded to ring the whiskey out of his shirt straight into her mouth.

Naturally, the Mixers coach did the only logical thing in the situation: bought her a new bottle, gave her a Catalina Uniform and told her the game starts in 30 minutes.
- MrPopularity
 
 
July 13th, 2019 - old news
Catalina Irons out a few creases
It is no great secret that the Mixers and Soldiers have a rivalry that has existed since the day these two teams joined the blood bowl. But when the teams finally met last season on the field, the game ended frustratingly in a draw, when the ref called the game at full-time, despite the fans nearly tearing the stadium apart in rage at the result.

So it was no surprise when the time game for a rematch that both teams were ready to settle the score once and for all.

The Mixers knew full-well that they were in for a tough day, but between Catalina fouling every time the ref turned around to Mixers’ fans pulling Soldiers into the crowd to get a few hits in themselves, it was Scrap Iron that ended up having the tough day.

It was as if Nuffle reached down and thrust his big .. uh.. hand.. into the very backs of the Soldiers himself, as their armour appeared to fall apart before the fans’ very eyes. Naturally, Catalina did not hesitate to seize the opportunity.
- MrPopularity
 
 
 
Tournaments played:
W.C.L. Season 5
Playing in:
WCL Season 6
Trophies won:
WCL: W.C.L. Season 5

  



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